Free Recipes

Well, Well, Well, Aren’t You a Cheap Little Bitch…Looking For Something Free, Huh?

Well, you’ve come to the right place. Here are just a few of the recipes you’ll find in the book. Get off your fat butt and try em’!

FREE – Love You Long Time Pork Ribs

FREE – Poke Me! Pork

FREE – Trailer Park Chicken Marsala

Entrée Recipes:

Get In The Kitchen Bit@hes

  • South of My Border Pasta
  • Bend Me over Beef
  • Lick My Boots Lamb
  • Miso Honee Stir-Fry
  • Eat Me! Eggplant
  • Poke Me! Pork
  • Hurt Me! Hen
  • Love You Long Time Pork Ribs
  • Pull My Finger Pork
  • Pistol Whip Pasta
  • Bombay Booty
  • The Saucy Russian
  • The Special Saucy Russian
  • Trailer Park Chicken Marsala
  • Chicken With Fungus
  • Vijay Rodriguez’s Tacos
  • On Your Knees! Chicken
  • Spicy Young Thang Meatloaf
  • New Dehli Meatloaf
  • Begg Me!

Get Back In The Kitchen Bit@hes

  • Lusty Lamb Toasted Ravioli
  • You’re a Pig! Pasta
  • Besame El Culo Cakes
  • Peter, Peter Pumpkin Pasta
  • Lay’er Down Lasagna
  • Meat and Potatoes Mexicana
  • Lick Me! Linguine
  • Knock Me Up! Noodles
  • Chill out Chump! Chicken
  • Braise My Butt! Lamb
  • Munch on my Meat! Marsala
  • Don’t Call Me Chicken, Bit@h!
  • Taj Mahal Meatloaf
  • Mother Clucker Meatloaf
  • Spaghetti and Meatloaf
  • Arti-Choke the Chicken
  • Thai Me Down! Chicken
  • Pimp Me Out! Pasta
  • Break My Chops
  • Here’s the Beef Pasta
  • Bitchin’ Burrito
  • Holy Sh!t Ravioli
  • Fallen Angelhair Pasta

As you can see, we have put tremendous thought into naming our recipes. Take the damn time to appreciate them. What the hell are you waiting for? Buy it now bit@h!

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