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We Couldn’t Make This Sh*t Up!
Hi there bit@hes! I just got your cookbook, and can’t wait to send it to my boyfriend who is serving in the Army in Afghanistan. It seems to be something that will make him (and the other guys) laugh out loud and ease their stress some.
Many thanks, and Happy Holi”daze”!
Liz L – Maynard, MA
The books arrived on Dec 24th a few hours before our Christmas Party. They were a big hit as Dirty Santa Gifts ! Everyone wanted one! Thanks so much !
Sandie P – Chocktaw, OK
I just had to write and say I love the cookbook. It has made it so much fun to get in the kitchen and cook. It’s a joke in the kitchen now, and when my husband gets home from work , he asks, “What’s for bitchen, supper?” LOL! THANKS!
Mary G – Georgetown, TX
You rock!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the book! My man is going to be so happy!!
Robin D – Los Alamitos, CA
I gave the cookbook as a Christmas gift to a good friend who lives to cook. She also loves to laugh and she spent a good 30 minutes reading little snippets of the book to everyone at our party and had us all cracking up! I am looking forward to being served Eat Me! Eggplant very soon! I will most definitely be looking for the new book for her gift next year too. Thanks for the laughter BIT@H!
Greg B – Springfield, IL
What’s up bit@hes?
Loved the cookbook. Got a bunch for my kids for Christmas and in reading cover to cover you are a talented bunch of bit@hes. Please continue expressing your creative thoughts and if you publish anymore, please email me and let me know, for I simply loved your work.
Elaine D – Leesville, SC
YOU PEOPLE ARE A RIOT!! Does Martha Stewart know about you?
Terry B – city unknown
I ordered two of your cookbooks and gave one to a friend and kept the other one. My friend was so pleased to get hers that I ordered three more for other friends. They like them and think they are the funniest cookbooks they have ever seen. I have not had a chance to try the recipes yet, but they look good. I am an old “Bit@h” and love your book. Can’t wait for another one to be published. I also collect cookbooks and this one will be at the top of the collection.
Mary K – Fredricksburg, VA
Ha! this is awesome.. my girlfriend is definitely getting one for Xmas this year!! Great stocking Stuffer!
Hahahaha! This is the funniest thing in culinary history!
My friend and I were talking and as I have yet to receive my copy of the book (I JUST now ordered it!), we think a recipe called “Cum of some young guy” (Chinese dish) would be excellent! LOL! What can we say? We’re perverted b@tches!
I hate standing, waiting and fixing whatever it is that needs to be cooked. Therefore, I hate cooking and this seems like the kind of book that would actually make me help myself get off my ass and get to work. Ill be buying it when I get some money.
This book turns me on every time I cook something from it. I am serious. Never has a cookbook packed more punch per square inch. I recommend this be stuffed into everyone’s stocking this Christmas.
Awesome idea for a cookbook!
Just put my order in for your book and I look forward to having some fun in the kitchen!
Eye Tink dis website is vely vely good! The cook Book iss Kick Butt an eye going to make Lichald Weed buy me a Book two! Come visit us sometime at:
http://sit-onmyfacebook.blogspot.com/
We vely clazy ant wight some funny chit too Bit@h!
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Maybe eye kan giff you migh wessipee fol “One Dead Duck Soup.”
Just ordered one for myself and can’t wait to get it! If this cookbook is half as good/funny as I think it’s going to be, I’ll be back soon to order another handful for wonderfully unique Christmas gifts. (Me and my friends are just as “mean” as you are!!!! HA HA HA!!!!)
Dude! This is way too funny…I think I am gonna buy one if nothing else than how freaking weird it is (and a pretty awesome idea!)…I’m just sad I didn’t think of it first, lol…
This is flipping hilarious! X-mas is coming–what timing. I’m going to give some of these out–much better than those crappy candles….
Can’t wait to try the Lick my Boots Lamb! aaahaaahaaaa….
Mi engrish is gettin better now that I’m going to engrish cshool. I axed Richard Weed to wight a lessipee for some good food. We got the idea from your most excellent Book! Something went wong..Please you look now…he sitting on book, not weeding it. Its called: Dkefoeekroe Platter?? Omg..Yew better look and cee for self.
http://sit-onmyfacebook.blogspot.com/
Saw an e-mail from someone on Delish and clicked on your site.
Laughed so hard I almose peed!
Ordered 2 and if they are as funny as I think, I’ll order more for Christmas gifts.
Luv from one Bit@h to another.
I just ordered a copy. I can’t wait to get it and have some fun in the kitchen with it. The recipes look terrific and whoever the mastermind is behind this deal…well, you need a Superman apron darling !
Thanks for being the real you !
Affectionately signed,
Virginia gal
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so funny i almost died laughing…………everyone should get a book!!!!!!!!!
Just ordered one for my wife for Christmas. She’s got a great sense of humor. I can’t wait to tell her to “Get in the kitchen bit@h” – lol.
Kewl…..I’m gonna get one of these books for a refined young gentleman who loves to “dabble” in the kitchen and another one for a flamin’ bit@h who decorates better than he cooks! lol! I’m sure they’ll both get a laugh!
nothing politically correct here god bless you for that. I love the humor because it’s just like mine. I’m getting several of these to send to some whiny, sniveling little bitches who are scared of the hot metal thing in the kitchen.
I am going to go and buy my husband one right now!
I have a full service salon and told one of my clients!!!
She bought one from me. Just love the humor .I have a younger
sister who is really a bitch,I don’t even speak to her but
will wrap it up for her birthday when I go out of state and mail it with no return address.Ha Ha Ha Bitch!!!
Just ordered one and can’t wait to throw a Dinner Party! It’ll be a riot to see the looks on their faces when I tell them what is being served. **evil grin**
I think the next time you’re in South Florida, you need to come and make me some dinner!
I am laughing hysterically already! It’s a running joke at work, we call each other bitches and there is one in particular that couldn’t even boil water! She has gotten better over the years but it was her husband that started with the name calling and he does most of the cooking. I’m getting one for them, one for my sister and one for my boyfriend, whom I already call my bitch in the kitchen!
Came across this book in my internet ramblings — have laughed all afternoon. Ordered a copy for my sister, daughter and myself. This will be a definite shower gift when the occasion arises. All jokes aside, it looks like a great and useful cookbook.
My sister got the original book I ordered so I ordered another one. DUDE!!! I just made the Poke Me! Pork and that is the best thing I have ever tasted!!! **Bows down to the Master**
The hell with going out anymore!!! This beats restaurant fare hands down. I’ll definitely be monopolizing the kitchen from now on!
I highly recommend getting this book. HIGHLY!!! Your tastebuds will be in sheer ecstasy every time.
I’m the head BITCH in our house but I will be getting them for the 2 BITCHES I gave birth to. I think they are going to get a big kick out of the book. Thanks!
Sadly this book wasn’t around BEFORE I married in 88. I do all cooking in my house.I may be the only one that reads this cookbook and reflects on what could have been.
Have you ever met somebody who could claim that by writing a Book he could start a Massive Block Party on the West Coast and last for days? Well Jason Bailin can claim that now! His Book is nothing short of “Kick Ass” and I would advise everyone to buy MORE than one Book. It’s that good! People will snatch it away. Keep one in your Safe! Here is a Write Up we did for Jason on Sitonmyfacebook! Thanks again Jason for a MOST EXCELLENT Culinary Masterpiece!
Kitchen Bitches At Their Best – Thunderstruck Style
http://sit-onmyfacebook.blogspot.com/2010/01/kitchen-bitches-at-their-best.html
And our Main page:
http://sit-onmyfacebook.blogspot.com/
Julia Child would have loved this!
Wickedly funny! I recieved my book this morning. I bought it for my son who wants to start entertaining his friends by cooking. You guys are hilarious and almost as warped as I am. I love the recipes in the book and I’m a pretty damn good cook, just never taught my son. Now that he’s calling me with cooking questions he’s going to love this book and laugh his ass off. I sincerely hope to see your next book is in hardback and color at Barnes and Noble and every bookstore chain in the country. I along with my bitch son will definitely spread the word of this very helpful and laugh out loud cookbook.
I will be ordering your cookbook as soon as I can. I was telling a friend of mine that I am so tired of sweet perky cooks. Just called her and told her about your book. Might order one for her too!
I ordered this for my husband today.
I am laughing so hard.
I can’t believe I found this book.
Alright.. I think we all know that the book is hilarious but does the recipes measure up to its humor?
I will be purchasing this cookbook soon…real soon!! TONIGHT! I collect cookbooks also, I can’t wait to add this one in my collection…. I just heard of the book today! A new cooking idea is ALWAYS wanted… needed! Thanks for putting the fun BACK….. I always knew it was there!!! I can’t wait to share the stories/jokes..and good food!!
Is this only available through this site? I went to bookstore today to try to buy and they hadn’t heard of it! I cannot wait to get a copy!
Ok ya’ll….. you win! I ordered it and cannot wait to receive it!
Ya’ll rock!
Can’t wait till pay day so I can orders me up some get in the kitchen B@tch!!
You bitches rock…I’m gonna gets me a couple books for some other bitches I know
Yes but no mention how good (or not!) the recipes are. Anyone?
ok, so after I wipe off the tears from my face from laughing so hard, Im going to order this. My partner (the older man ;O) )loves food and cooking, we are both crazies and are going to have a blast with this, and OMG the sex. Set up an area for pics, everyone has their own perspective of presentation!!! Wish me luck!!! Thank you`
This book is the SH*T BIT@HES! But don’t make is “Cum of some young guy” It oughta be “Cream of sum yung gai” or something lol. Anyways, this is hilarious I’m Gonna ahve to order one, nothing else like it!
Apparently you bit@hes are on your toes. Ordered this book after Darth (don’t ask) threatened me with a dirty wisk, and it was delivered within a couple of days. Not only is the book entertaining as hell, it actually has some damn good recipes inside. I’m gonna be recommending it to all of my bit@hes. Better get my ass back in the kitchen. Darth wants Lick My Boots Lamb and he looks more irritable than usual. Peace Out, Bit@h!
Aloha Bit@hes! This is the funniest and best cookbook ever put together, just my type of humor. I just found this website off of Delish.com.
Some Bit@h said to try the “Love you long time” pork ribs from this site, so here I am and just ordered two books. Living in Hawaii they make “Poke” (raw fish) and you really need to make another cookbook with some Hawaiian recipes. I am emailing all my Bit@hes and have them buy this book. Love it, Love it, Love it!
Mahalo
Cheap and Dirty Bit@h! Had to Have it!! Recipes are good and Great for beginners!!