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Reasons to BACKORDER This Book Now… I SAID NOW!
Due to OVERWHELMING demand which we could not anticipate (because you bit@hes just kept buying and buying the damn book), we are currently sold out of this masterpiece. We are in the process of re-doing the book and the second edition promises to be better than ever! New pictures, new design, but still treats you like the bit@h you are.. only better! The books are scheduled to arrive in late August. So, feel free to reserve your very own copy by placing an order below and we’ll ship it as SOON as they come in. Please understand though, we cannot guarantee when the new shipment will come in. Thanks bit@h!
We’ve Gone Green, BIT@H! Our books are now printed on recycled paper and are completely recyclable. Because we care, bit@h.. because we care.
Makes a Great Valentines Day, Anniversary, or Birthday Gift. Ever see the look on your sweetheart’s face when you bought her a cookbook for Valentines Day? Now imagine if you bought him one with THIS title!
Cooking Will Make You Last Longer in Bed. I’ve done my own study. Well, I guess it was biased since I was the only subject and, I’m a f%@king stud! But, you’ll have fun trying to prove it on your own.
You’ll Lose Your Fat Ass. Now, I’m not saying that the recipes in this book are gonna make you slim, or even that they are low calorie, or “diet”. I just know that they are a helluva lot healthier than what you normally order in. Plus they taste damn good. I know, I invented them.
For You Singles Out There, You’ll be Able to Buy More Porn; For the Couples, More Protection. The average person spends 10-15 bucks on a single portion when ordering in. Most of the recipes in this book cost less than $3 a person to make.
Food is the Way to a Man, or a Woman’s… uh… Well I’m Not Talking About Their Heart. Let’s face it, guys and girls love someone who knows their way around the kitchen. So learn to cook, you dumb ass…it’s probably why you haven’t scored lately anyway.
Impress Your Friends. Make meals that your friends will want to bend over and be bitch-slapped for.
This Book is Made for an Idiot, I Mean, a Novice Like You. It will walk you through what foods to buy and how to buy them. It will even help you plan a multi-course meal with a simple-to-use rating and pairing system.
I Need the Damn Money! Seriously, I do.
FOR ONLY $12.95* YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN COPY!*(plus S+H and applicable taxes)
Mail Orders
For those bit@hes who prefer to order through the mail via check or money order, download this form. Please note you should allow extra time for processing the order as we have to wait until your check clears. We just don’t trust you, bit@h!
Return Policy
If you buy the book and your wife makes you send it back, or if it’s too much for your boyfriend to handle, or even if it wasn’t the gift you were hoping to get from your grandmother this year, we will happily refund your money, less shipping and handling, if the following conditions apply:
1) The book is returned within 30 days of original order. This means that the book must be in our possession no later than 30 days after the order has been placed.
2) The book is in its original and resalable condition. We will not accept any books that have been opened and or have been partially read. No exceptions.
Sorry, we do not pay for return shipping unless the reason you are returning the book is due to our error. We usually don’t make any errors, so don’t count on that, sweetheart.
To return the book, place in a protective package with your name, address and order number and send to:
Whipped & Beaten Culinary Works, Inc
3712 N. Broadway
Suite 630
Chicago, IL 60613
Please note, we are not responsible for any damage done by a postal carrier, and if the book arrives to us in a non-salable condition, we reserve the right to withhold your refund. I know it sucks, but it’s the policy.
Oh please I need a copy, I wanted to buy a copy for my sister-in-law last week but waited till I got paid. She is such a pre-madonna and needed this cookbook to show her that she needs to get in the kitchen and cook Bit@h. Please Please help me out with a copy. I need this for Cristmas, You would be my BEST Santa if you can help me. I know publication is not till next year but I really need on before Christmas. Please Please let me know if there is any chance I can get a copy in time for Christmas.Please Please.Thank you for your consideration. Rudy
OMG ! I just finally found the website where this book is offered! I need one for my daughter ( who is the current Gilroy California Garlic Festival Queen – 2009 ) and for my brother who is a mountain man – literally – who would enjoy the porn side of cooking with his various ho ho ho’s! ! it is the perfect gift and I see that there isnt any more available? is there a place that is selling them local? If you happen to only have 2 measely copies…. I will take them off your hands and i promise they will be many many return sales in just our social circle alone! We tailgatre at all 49 and Giants games – and this will proudly be displayed in our RV display case along with all of our other treasured tail-gate regalia!
Please let me know if this is possible. I will pay extra shipping for a quicker delivery……. oh, please make this happen!
Linda Heinz57 (yes – as in heinz 57 brand name fame!!!!! I am not usually a name dropper )- but desperate circumstances call for desperate measures! Please respond to dancermom1011@yahoo.com with your final verdict…) And that’s what this Bitch Thinks!