You asked for it, and now you got it…. This is my brand-spanking new, and might I add, awesome…website. Take a look around, bit@h.
It is here that I will be updating all of you on my culinary journeys, giving you free recipes to try out from time to time, posting some hilarious videos and most important of all… berating your sorry a$$es. Spend some time checking out the new features, and take the damn time to post a comment or three to tell me how great it looks, and how much you want to be me. However, you must remember that I alone have final editorial power, so if I don’t like what you write…DELETE.
Also, coming very soon we will have a number of contestants competing in our very first “TOP BIT@H” contest. I will be giving them a bit@h of an ingredient, and they will be tasked with creating an amazing meal around it. I don’t really have too much faith in them, but it should be a hoot just to make fun of them as they try their hardest. So check back real soon!
Thats all for now.. you are dismissed.
I HATE YOU – Many years ago, I had a great idea for a cookbook…. but due to sheer apathy and procrastination, I never completed the project abd basically shelved the idea. After seeing your website, book and ideas in general, I have decided to portray a scene from the movie “Seven” by preparing every recipe in your book and consuming them all, effectively commiting culinary suicide. I have no wish to live in the shadow of your overwhelming prowess as cooks, humorists and bit@hes in general. I concede, you win, I will go quietly now…